Drunk texting

  • Me: What ru doing
  • Him: Nothing, hangin out. About to go to bed.
  • Me: U should come over!
  • Him: I probably won't tonight, I'm already in bed.
  • Me: Well it'd be pretty awesome if u just came in ur boxers. We could friendly cuddle.
  • Him:
  • Me (the next morning): Um. I turn into a comedian when I'm drunk. Obviously.
  • Him: