CHAT
Drunk texting
- Me: What ru doing
- Him: Nothing, hangin out. About to go to bed.
- Me: U should come over!
- Him: I probably won't tonight, I'm already in bed.
- Me: Well it'd be pretty awesome if u just came in ur boxers. We could friendly cuddle.
- Him:
- Me (the next morning): Um. I turn into a comedian when I'm drunk. Obviously.
- Him: